Derp De-Doo is a derp-da-derp da deedily derp who deedily-deedily derp-de-derp. But she's about to learn that derp-dee-derp de deedily-dee.
Now she's got to derp-de-derp de dumb-da-dumb. But when deedily-dee, she'll need to dippity doo or she'll be dumbity dipped. And with deedily dumb-da-dumb, she's really got her hands full!
Will dumb-ba-deedily dee before doodily dumb-da-dumb, or will Derp De-Doo be deedily-duh? I bet you can't wait to find out!
DERP DE-DOO DEEDILY DUMB is a YA paranormal romance, 76,000 words in length. I've enclosed the first five pages, and I hope you'll be interested in looking at more.
Dippity Q. Dee