Wish this were true...

Anyone seen this?

Chapter 1 of "Don't Ever Get Old":

I write like
David Foster Wallace

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

Chapter 1 of my weird new WIP:

I write like
Vladimir Nabokov

I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!

This software is the only critic that will ever compare me favorably to Nabokov.

Thoughts on this: from Gawker, the AV Club and The Rejectionist.